Saturday 26 January 2013

New Zealand South Island ...

Met at the airport by our hosts for 3 days, Chris and Marilyn. Went straight into Christchurch for our first 'trim flat white' coffee. We were completely thrown by the devastation. The earthquake was headline news for a few days all over the world but what we don't see is the ongoing impact on whole communities that are still suffering the aftermath 9 months later. The central shopping centre was completely cordoned off and all the shops and businesses had relocated in out of town and into suburban shopping malls.


The city council and the retailers have come up with a really creative way of trying to persuade people back into the city centre. They have brought containers like you see on cargo ships, painted them funky colours and stacked them up randomly to create coffee shops and retail outlets. As well as looking modern and attractive they also give a sense of security which is pretty critical after living through around 9150 aftershocks since September 4th, 2010 which was the earthquake preceding the biggy on February 22nd.  And that is just up to today. Apparently there has been one since we have been here. Fortunately it was only just over 2 on the Richter scale so it skipped our attention.

Chris and Marilyn had planned a car trip to Akaroa on the Banks Peninsula for our second day. On the way out to Akaroa Chris pointed out parts of the road which was damaged by the earthquakes. As well as physical damage, there were huge mounds of sand everywhere which had been left behind from the liquefaction - liquid that rose to the surface during the 'quakes. Apparently this caused major problems especially with the clearing up. Many of the housing estates still had porta-loos at the end of the street as the sewerage systems were still not working.

The drive to Akaroa was beautiful and took us over hills that reminded us of Wales or The Lakes.
Akaroa, originally a French settlement, is situated on a long fjord. New Zealanders seem a very hardy race, especially the young. Despite being decidedly chilly to us, there lots of locals in short sleeves and shorts.

The following day we set off on our own, taking the train to Kaikora which is north of Christchurch, the place Helen and Beth describe as their favourite place on earth. The single track train cut through hillsides and wound past stunning countryside;. Just before getting to Kaikora, the train stopped and there just happened to be dolphins playing in the surf quite close to the shore. Looking further out, we could see three whale-watch boats circling round. While we watched, a whale's tail appeared out of the water; a fleeting glance but definitely there.

We decided against the whale watching boat experience given Tony's reoccurring vertigo and the 'likelihood of seasickness' warnings at the desk. We set off to walk to the seal colony three miles or so out of town. As we got closer to the colony, we passed the site of the old jetty and there, tucked into a corner was a fur seal having a kip. So excited - first seal Tony had seen close up! Walking on further, we were able to walk out onto the rocks and there were seals all over the place. Great lumps of brown blubber just snoozing the day away amidst all the camera-toting tourists. Apart from one who showed his obvious displeasure at having his beauty sleep disturbed, the seals seemed as though they couldn't care less about the tourists. Walking back, stopped for lunch at a shack selling crayfish. Another first and delicious!

A long hike back saw us back in town in search of a beer and free Internet. Went into the pub that Beth frequented for yet another drink before heading back to the train. A great day out with lots of firsts.

Next day we said goodbye to our kind and generous hosts and left Christchurch heading for Dunedin. Five hour bus journey down State Highway 1, South Island's main road north to south. Other than passing places where an extra lane is introduced for a couple of km, the road is just two lanes all the way. Motorway? Who needs one? The first part of the journey across the Canterbury Plain south of Christchurch was unremarkable but the scenery improved as we drove south. Met by Johnny, an old friend of Tony's at the bus depot. Apart from some extra pounds around the middle and neck and less hair (probably exactly what he thought of Tony), he hasn't changed a bit; still the same old Johnny. Met his wife Linda for the first time; she is Director of the Otago Settler's Museum in Dunedin and she is lovely.

Their current home is in Port Chalmers which is one of the 2 working ports of Dunedin. They live in a Bach just out of town set in its own pretty valley. We stayed in their shed which was really quite comfortable.

Johnny and Linda took us north of Dunedin to see the Moriaki Boulders. Initially couldn't see the appeal of a bunch of boulders on a beach but we soon changed our minds. The boulders were round and partly buried in the sand. Some of them are almost 2m in diameter and they lie partially submerged in the beach and are surrounded by water when the tide comes in. The Maori believed they had been washed ashore from the wreck of a canoe. Strange as it sounds, they were quite magical. Lunch was at a great spot called Fleur's in a wooden building by the side of a small fishing harbour. Really good fish chowder plus bottle of Emerson's 1812 beer. Mmmm mmmm.

Saturday night and what else is there to do but go to a party. Went to the house of a musician friend of John's and drank.

Plans for the next day included a trip round the museum which Linda runs, tour of Dunedin city and a run out to the end of the Otago Peninsula on the other side of the sound to see penguins. The museum is being refurbished so not open but, being the director, Linda had the key so we got a sneak preview. Would love to come back when it's finished. Dunedin is a great city founded by Scottish settlers during the gold rush. Mixture of downbeat New Zealand and downbeat Edinburgh with impressive Gothic limestone architecture and big villas on hills. Looks like a city worth spending a bit more time around. Highlights beside the museum were the Railway Station with its glorious Royal Dalton tiled foyer and the Chinese Gardens.

Driving out to see the penguins it looked like it would pour down. But, as we have found in this part of the world, the weather is really localised and changeable so we stood on the beach in glorious sunshine and looked inland to black, oppressive clouds over the hills. Getting down to the beach involved sliding down massive sand dunes and collecting shoes full of sand. Worth it though because we got to see four rare Yellow Eyed penguins plus a seal waddling up the beach not too far away. A truly breathtaking spot with wind-whipped Pacific waves rolling onto pristine sands.

Next day we were moving on south from Dunedin. We had planned to take a bus but John offered to drive us there with a bit of bonus sightseeing on the way. Headed out of Dunedin on SH1 for a while then turned off on to the Scenic Route along the Caitlin's Coast, a dramatic shoreline with endless rocky beaches backed by hills covered with native forest. First real sightseeing stop was Nugget Point where we walked out along a headland past seals low down by the sea and arrived at a breathtaking spot under the lighthouse looking out over the ocean. What the guidebooks don't tell you is how smelly seals are. You can smell them way before you can see them. On again for a short while to McLean waterfalls. In themselves, they weren't that spectacular but seeing them in the wild bush made the short walk worthwhile. So much of New Zealand has been cleared by European settlers to create vast expanses of grassland cultivated to support the dairy industry that there is less and less of the magnificent native bush left. So when we see some we get very excited. The sun was shining and creating beautiful dappled patterns through the trees and ferns. Next stop was Caitlin's Lake, again reached by walking through wild bush with majestic ferns and trees. Final stop was Curio Bay famous for the petrified trees which stick out of the beach. Just as we turned to head back to the van, John whispered "Behind you" in a very theatrical way. We turned to see a Yellow Eyed penguin standing on a rock; it had just popped out of the sea and was no more than 15m away. We spent 25 mesmerised minutes watching the bird preen its feathers and then waddle and hop its way up the beach towards the nest in the scrub behind the sand. The chicks obviously knew Dad was back because they started screeching as he got close.

Finally arrived in Invacargill around 4:15. Found the Railway Hotel, dropped bags off and headed for a coffee. Invercargill was already shut! Had to swallow principles and go into Starbucks - sorry. Said farewell to Johnny. Like Chris and Marilyn, he and Linda had been more than generous with their time as well as giving us somewhere to stay, food, drink and transport.


Next day spent around Invercargill town. Odd place. An excellent museum and park but the rest of the town is pretty sad. Quite a few boarded or empty shops and an overall feel of depression. Not a place to head for unless on the way to the ferry from Bluff to Stewart Island.

Caught said ferry and despite all the horror stories about crossing the Foveaux Straight, it was not a bad crossing although Tony's vertigo kicked in almost immediately.

Found our B&B place and settled in. Run by a couple called Jo and Andy, it is possibly the most cluttered space ever seen. Vast collections of books everywhere and quirky ornaments and knick-knacks on ever surface. Originally from Boysee, Idaho (love that name!), Andy is funny, chilled and very much the hillbilly, even down to the checked shirt and braces.

Ate in the one pub and discovered the delights of Blue Cod: fantastic fish! Freshly caught and so soft and succulent. Hopefully not the last piece.

Stewart Island is as far south as you can go before hitting Antarctica. It is New Zealand's third island and yet it has a population of less than 400. There are only 28km of roads, all of which are around the single settlement, Oban. As we were told on arrival, there is basically one of everything - one store, one pub, one place serving coffee, one mechanic, one nurse, one policeman ... The rest of the island is accessible only by air, foot or sea; there is no farming and the main commercial activity is fishing, tourism and conservation. It is a truly unspoilt and magical place. Often, all you can hear is the sound of birdsong (and the rain).

Next morning we walked around to get our bearings and then, in the afternoon, took a bus tour round the bits of the Island reached by road. Saw the southern most house in NZ. The coastline and beaches are stunning. Would be a fantastic place to have a boat! Guide was a young woman called Leah who, as well as knowing her stuff about the Island and it's flora and fauna, was full of interesting asides. She told us about the Island copper who, from the sound of it, has to be the most laid back Constable ever. Leah has an old, beat up Land Rover which, by her own admission, has not had the necessary safety/road check for some time. Last week, she found a note on her windscreen from the aforementioned PC to suggest that she had taken the mick for long enough now and if she wouldn't mind, could she do something about it soon; sorry to be a pain; signed, Dale. Apparently when he goes on holiday, he leaves a list of miscreants so that rent-a-cop who comes in to cover gets to nab all the naughty ones; that way, Dale doesn't have to fall out with the locals!

A night of rain. Apparently the Islanders were pleased because it meant that their water tanks would be replenished after a prolonged period of dry weather. They use rain water for everything, including drinking. When the rain eased a little we walked around the coast and discovered yet more pristine empty beaches and ended the day with a fabulous meal in a hilltop restaurant by the Presbyterian Church. Chowder to start (which was the best I have ever tasted) and then stone grilled fish platter. Thought this meant it was cooked on a stone grill but, no, it came raw on a seriously hot flat stone and it cooked while we ate. Shame I didn't realise this straight away as I wouldn't have eaten a raw scallop!

And so back to the mainland. Ferry back to Bluff and then by bus to Queenstown. We were both sad to be leaving Stewart Island which is a really magical place. The colours, the birds and the coastline are indescribably beautiful. Everyone is so friendly and the pace of life slow. A great illustration of this was the woman selling tickets for the ferry. While she was serving us she turned to her colleague on the other till who must have been new, and said "Now you can see how hectic and crazy it can get". We looked around and counted 24 people! There is very little to do here apart form chill. Truly one of the most exceptional places either of us have ever been. Ferry was ok with the occasional lumpy bits.

We have tried to do as much of this trip as possible by public transport. One thing which has stood out so far in New Zealand has been the excellent public transport arrangements. All of the buses connect; the drivers are really nice and very helpful - they know regulars by first name; and they seem to go just where you need them to go. Plus, when they stop for a break, they always stop at good coffee places!

Most of the journey was in the rain but it was still possible to tell that we were heading into stunning mountain land. Our logistical abilities were beaten in trying to plan a trip up the remote West Coast by publication transport so we arrived in Queenstown to collect a car. Tony forced to agree with Helen about her description of the place as an adrenaline junkies paradise: every shop is either selling outdoor gear or trying to seduce you to part with dollars in return for risking life and limb on the end of a string of latex, screaming down rivers or breaking any number of bones one way or another. Glad to say we got the car very easily and left (not before Tony experiencing the joys of a steak and cheese pie though!).

Drove south once again this time heading for Te Anau, a quiet lakeside town that is the very opposite of Queenstown. In the evenings there are hardly any people or cars around but the mornings bring an influx of tourists who jump on coaches and mini buses off to see the southern fjords and sounds.

Next morning we were picked up early for our day trip to Doubtful Sound. We had chosen to go with Fiordland Cruises rather than Real Travel because it saved us $60+ each. The first coach told us why! None of the flash colours and cosseted luxury of Real Travel; no, this one was plain white, old and driven by a grumpy woman who was the wife of the the guy running the trip and the business (more on her grumpiness later ...). As it turned out, we couldn't have made a better choice: low key, smaller numbers and very personal.

The first bus took us to the edge of the lake at Manapouri where we transferred to a boat to take us across the lake. Our guide kept up a continuous commentary about the lake and surrounding area including a fascinating insight into the bush which clung precariously to the slopes which plunge into the lake. The trees grow in very little soil and stay there courtesy of intertwined roots. Trouble with this as a system is that when one goes, they all go and the hillsides were dotted with scars where there had been tree slides. When the trees fall, they leave behind bare rock but this is soon covered with lichens. Once these are established, a layer of moss grows over the top and this provides sufficient growing medium for trees to take root. As these trees start to grow, they shed leaves which become the new layer of 'soil' for the trees to grow in. Hey presto: from bare rock to established bush in less than ten years. Amazing. Also told us how deer hunting had changed over the years. Deer introduced by settlers as food but eventually became a problem so hunting encouraged. Everything ok until helicopters came on the scene. Meant that deer could easily be spotted and shot which led to a rapid decline so hunting with guns from helicopters banned. Ever resourceful, the hunters came up with a new way to earn a living: bulldogging. Put simply, it involved chasing a deer until it was exhausted then dropping low enough over the animal for the hunter to leap out of the helicopter onto the deer's back (hopefully) and wrestle it to the ground. Crazy but lucrative at up to $3000 a deer. Unfortunately, too many bulldoggers killed so practice banned. Mad!

At the far end of the lake is the Manapouri hydro-electric power station. Our guide took us by coach down a 2km tunnel to the power station machine room where the generators are. All in all an amazing piece of engineering seeing as how everything was drilled and blasted by hand. Helen not too keen being that far underground - kept looking up and mentioning earthquakes and all the rock above our heads. Still, she had the nerve to go down. Next leg a 20km bus ride over the Wilkie Pass to Deep Cove, the start of Doubtful sound. Transferred to a bigger boat which took us the length of the Sound, 40 km to the Tasman Sea. Gobsmackingly beautiful with high peaks all around and the occasional waterfall. Hard to describe the experience. The final viewing point before turning round was a large rock which is the home to 500 Fur Seals. It was amazing because the skipper took the boat right up close to the rock and you could almost touch (and smell) the seals. A fantastic day out.

On talking to the skipper on the way back he asked how we found his wife, the coach driver. Apparently she upsets a lot of the guests. It turns out the reason for her grumpiness is the fact that she had major surgery as a result of a riding accident and they removed half of her brain! According to her husband, this caused a huge change in her personality. She wasn't grumpy then, just saying what she thought!

Today took us by car from Te Anau to Kinloch, our home for the night. The only low spot of the day was having to go once again through Queenstown because the rest of the drive was spectacular. Beyond Q'town towards Glenorchy the road is described somewhere as the most scenic drive in the world. Always wary of grand claims but this road must be well near the top of any list. Huge lake, stark hillsides and, in the distance, majestic snow-capped peaks. Breathtaking.

On through Glenorchy the road turned into a gravel surface heading, seemingly to nowhere. Quick phone call told us we were on the right road, "keep going and you can't miss us" ... we did. Neither of us had thought to check the name of the place and we drove on past. Turned out to be a great place right by the lake. You guessed it: magical! Really good evening meal accompanied by a couple of bottled beers and then an excellent Pinot Gris. All served by a charming young English guy whose girlfriend turned out to be the cook (lucky guy!). Only low spot of the evening was the pesky sand flies; they really are nasty little varmints. Helen has had to add these to the list of things she gets an allergic reaction to.

Kinloch to Makarori. Yet another contender for scenic drive of the year. Once again Queenstown appeared as a blight but it did give us the chance to get anti-histamine for Helen and a Ferg Burger for me (thanks Beth!). Stopped by the Shotover River to eat the burgers and saw the jet boat scream by. Seemed too much like a fairground ride to me but Helen was itching to have a go. Fabulous cross-country road led us down to Waneka. Nice place. Sleep by lake, large ice cream and on to Makarori.

Yet more "oh my God", "wow", "just look at that" driving and we ended up at the lodge for the night. Really nice quiet place with great mountain views.

Big drive day: Makarori north to Punakaiki, some 460km. Highlights of a long day: seeing Fox Glacier; good coffee and almost-view of Mt Tasman/Mt Cook at Lake Matheson; bambi burger at the Bushmans Cafe (aka Road Kill Cafe); endless stretches of tarmac. Even less conversation in the car than usual as Helen slept most of the way. Must have been a reaction to the really nasty sand fly bites she was suffering from.

The hostel was just north of Punakaiki and in an idyllic spot. Nestled in among rainforest, it was a collection of lodges and a main hostel building. Almost perfect but for the lack of easy-use bathroom facilities. We found a small track which said 'To the beach'. Followed the track through the usual rain forest /bush and found ourselves on the most amazing beach with sandstone stacks just off the beach and a huge undercut platform which showed what the sea can really do. Today was pretty calm but there must have been some pretty big waves to remove that much rock.

Woken early by a young German woman Skyping on the hostel computer and seemingly keen for the whole of the West coast to hear her conversation. Ok so half seven isn't that early but on a day when there was no need to get up, it's pretty annoying. Helen quickly remembered why she didn't like hostels with young people in them. Made the most of the forced wake-up call to go to Pancake Rocks at high tide. Amazing rock formations with thin layers of limestone literally pancaked one of top of the other. At high tide, waves are forced up huge blow holes making an eerie noise. Stunning as this was, we both agreed that our little local beach was better. At least our beach didn't have coach loads of tourist shutter-clicking their way round the views. Grumpy grumpy ...

Short distance to next hostel just north of Charlestown so decided to drive the 100km north to the end of the road at Karamea. This is as far north as you can go by car on the West Coast. The map showed a straight road so shouldn't take too long we thought. Wrong! The road twisted and turned through high hills and passes and we both thought we were lost. Worth it though for the most spectacular isolated beach that stretched as far as the eye could see. Other highlight: whitebait pattie sandwich which was a cross between fish fingers and a whitebait tortilla between two slices of thin white bread. Only thing missing was tomato ketchup!

Home for the night an Eco lodge recommended by the Rangecrofts. This is it; we have been searchIng for the perfect place and we found it here. Isolated, run by the friendliest Kiwi and just perfect in every way, except for the sandflies. No wonder they score high 90s in the BBH member polls. A really good night. Just sat around chatting, feeling really relaxed. This hostel had a very different feel to it; not sure what but great. Lovely story regarding owner and his wife. She is American and was married to Grae's (the lodge owner) best friend. The friend died and, to cut a long story short, love reared it's head and the lodge owner and the widow married and seem to be living happily ever after.

There were lots of reasons why the lodge was considered Eco-friendly. Helen's favourite was the long drop toilets where you sprinkled sawdust after using the facilities. Simple they may have been but basic they were not. The tiling was superior to the poshest of toilets. Tony's favourite was the coconut husk mattress. The rested look on his face when we met up at breakfast told me before he did that the hard bed had given his knackered back some respite after nights sleeping on saggy beds.

Eco lodge to Murchison. First stop Jack's Gasthaf mentioned in both the RG and the Eco lodge as a good coffee stop. Next the seal colony further up the coast and a walk along the cliff top. Superb! As ever, fab views and beaches and a chance to stretch legs. Stood watching seals at play for a while which was fun. Seals of all ages from very little to big daddies, either lolloping across the rocks or playing in the surf or just sleeping. Wouldn't mind being a seal next time around ...

The Lazy Cow at Murchison was our hostel for the night. Nice place run by a Worzel and a Scouser. Quick tour of Murchison revealed not a lot: two cafes, one small supermarket of the expensive variety and one pub. Still, we hit on the one night of the year when there was some live music although after the second of four bands we rather wish we hadn't and tried to have an early night. Unfortunately we could still hear the bands and the townsfolk who had all come out for the social highlight of the summer.

Murchison to Nelson. Finally began to leave the big hills and remoteness behind. Closer we got to Nelson the more commercial surroundings became; first farms then the inevitable 'units' by the roadside. Dave and Helen had skipped Nelson on their first visit, put off by the busy urban feel to it after the relative solitude of the West Coast. However others, including Beth, said they had missed out. They proved to be right. Once you got past the out of town modern suburban shopping centres, Nelson city centre was a good place to be and it moved to the top of our list of favourite South Island cities. Saw first hand the aftermath of the floods they had experienced. Everywhere you looked on the hillsides, there were landslips. Our arrival coincided with the re opening of Rock Road, the main road out of the city which had been closed since the flooding just after Christmas. All along the road there were concrete barriers plus containers full of stone, chained together in case it slipped again. Apparently, the housing at the top is some of the most expensive in Nelson; just shows that money can't buy security as many of them have been condemned. Tony found the best pint of beer so far in NZ in a converted church building called The Free House. Highly recommend. Overall, Nelson scored high on our 'best of' rating; cosmopolitan, friendly, fun (bright sunshine did help).

Nelson-Picton-Wellington. Another quality drive from Nelson to Picton, particularly the bit from Havelock onwards where the Queen Charlotte Drive road hugs first Pelorus Sound and then Queen Charlotte Sound. Once again, indescribable beauty at every turn of the road.

Picton a surprise for Tony. Not the commercial port town he had been expecting; more an ok smallish town that just happens to be a ferry terminal. Sitting at the head of stunning Sound and glorious sunshine certainly helps.

The Cook Straight crossing has quite a reputation. The Rough Guide suggests that travellers should check the cancellation policy details and advises that most car rental companies won't allow their cars on the ferries. Hmmmmm ... The Shaws had done the crossing previously in a force 9 and so Helen was watching the sea state with some trepidation as the time for departure grew nearer. No need to worry though because, despite it being quite windy, we had the flattest of crossings. A contender for the most stunning ferry journey ever. We wound our way through the Sound, out into The Cook Straight and then into Wellington harbour; all in glorious sunshine. Good job the crossing was flat as we spent the open sea part of it wrapping Christmas presents!

Thursday 22 March 2012

Australia

Jan 26th was our first day in Australia and in Melbourne. We were delighted with the Brooklyn Arts Hotel, our home for five nights. It's a quirky, arty place, run by a rather fearsome retired architect and film maker. There are amazing pieces of art everywhere and it attracted a very theatrical crowd so there were some interesting conversations over breakfast. Started off with trip on free tourist shuttle to get an idea of what the city was like. "Let's stay on the bus all the way round for a change" said Helen. Two stops later we got off for coffee. Back on the bus and then off again three stops later to visit the Museum of Immigration. Spent most of the visit in an exhibition focusing on the forced migration of British children early in the twentieth century. Although we knew much of what happened from the film Oranges and Sunshine, it was still tear inducing. Excellent museum. One of the things the exhibition demonstrated was how welcoming Australia had been to the thousands of immigrants- white immigrants that is.up until ?.????? There was a policy of encouraging white immigrants and gradually breeding out the indigenous Aboriginal population.

Starting off on the tour shuttle was not the best way as we didn't seem to see too much of interest; got even worse when the bus pulled up outside a shopping area and the driver said we had ten minutes to look around. Like Meadowhall with sunshine hmmmm ... Things picked up when we abandoned the bus and started to walk along the river. Today was Australia Day so there was a real party atmosphere everywhere with buskers every few metres. Spectacular aerial display from ( we think) Australian Air Force in small prop-driven planes. Right over the city centre, amazing. Moving on from there we came across the absolute highlight of the day, if not, potentially, the whole trip: a wood chopping championship event. Almost lost for words we watched as beefy blokes set to with razor sharp axes to reduce defenceless lumps of wood to smaller bits. The commentator had us in stitches as he shared fascinating facts with his audience such as the way that the wood chips landed was crucial and would tell the astute chopper which axe to use. Ramping up the excitement, they brought on the chainsaw race. Not just ordinary machines, these were racing chainsaws; gasp! Highly tuned machines, they ran at 25000 rpm as opposed to the regular 15000rpm and they use racing fuels and Castrol R oil: a boys toys paradise! No longer able to cope with the tension and excitement, we headed off for the Botanical Gardens and a bit of piece. It was best we left as we were finding it harder and harder to control our hysteria while everyone around us was taking it very seriously.

The Gardens were beautifully laid out with all sorts of indigenous trees, bushes and grasses. Really enjoyed walking round although it got pretty hot. Set off for home hoping to find a Belgian Beer Bar. Failed. We did, however, hop on the free city circular tram and hop off near a back street pub not too far from the hotel. Apart from the beer costing £6ish a pint, it was an ok pub. Called in at The Little Creatures Dining Hall on the way home for something to eat. A cavernous place serving good food and good beer. First time either of us had seen a pizza with potato on. Well worth the detour.

Not always enthusiastic about getting up and out early but today was well worth it. Left hotel at 6:45am to jump on a bus taking us on a Great Ocean Road trip. Driver called Tracy proved to be the most lively, enthusiastic and stereotypically Australian tour guide imaginable.

Turned out to be a long day with some bum-numbing stretches of road but the scenery was amazing; great long stretches of coast with rolling surf. Road was built as a job creation scheme for soldiers returning from the WW 1 - slap in the face really: risk life for country, come home a hero and go build a road is all the thanks you get! Took 30 odd years to build and it's quite an achievement given they started with a dirt track and ended with nearly 250 km of road. Some lovely little towns along the way that would be worth coming back to. Apostles themselves a slight anti-climax but maybe that was because of the zillions of people crowded along the paths. We had never seen so many people having their photograph taken whilst ignoring the stunning scenery behind! The other major highlight was the stop at Loch Ard Gorge which is one of those take-your-breath-away spots. The Gorge is basically two beaches split by a small headland, crystal clear sea and then it narrows out to sea. Hard to describe but would gladly go back there. Returning to the coach from one section, we played 'Let's see how many Japanese tourists there are' with Helen counting the Japanese and me counting everyone else. Roughly two Japanese to any other nationality! One guy took seventeen photographs without once stopping to actually take in the views ... bloody tourists!

Arrived back at the hotel knackered but so glad we had taken the trip.
In NZ, Beth suggested we meet up with her mate Bob when we get to Melbourne. Helen rang on our first day and arranged to meet on Saturday and we could maybe go round the zoo or he would drive us around and show us the sights. Rang him this morning and got no answer and this left us in limbo which had a knock-on effect for the rest of the day.

Discovered more of the local area around the hotel. We had seen Gertrude St and Brunswick St already so this time went on to Smith St; a really interesting lesson in gentrification and the tension between the old and the new. We had already picked up from bits and pieces that this area used to be pretty run down with Aboriginal communities making up a big chunk of the population; there is even a pub with a plaque on saying it used to be called the black club because it's where Aboriginal people used to congregate. As we turned into Smith St, there was, initially, the continuation of the cafe scene from on Gertrude St but then, within a hundred metres or so, it changed noticeably. The shops became more run down, selling cheap goods and there was an edgy feeling to it; not dangerous, just very different. We ended up in a coffee bar which had an article on the wall about the owner who was trying to attract local business to the street and challenge gentrification. Walking back up the street, we passed the first group of obvious Aboriginal people we had seen and you could see that the top end of the street had absolutely nothing to do with them. Sadly, they illustrated what seems to be the pattern where indigenous people are marginalised and were sat about drinking and sleeping on the street.

Still trying to overcome the lost feeling from the morning, we headed off to look at Fitzroy Park close by the hotel famed for having Cook's Cottage and a model Tudor village. Cook's Cottage was shipped from the UK in crates and rebuilt in the park brick by brick. The cottage wasn't actually the place where Cpt Cook lived; it belonged to his parents and no-one is sure whether or not he ever lived there. Seems a lot of work for a point well stretched. In 1932, the then owner decided to sell it but stipulated that it must stay in England. Upon receiving an offer from Australia that was nearly three times what had been offered in the UK, this patriotic soul swallowed all pride and changed England to Empire ... so much for principles! The Tudor model village was made by a pensioner in London and he sent it to the state of Victoria as a way of saying thank you for sending food to Britain during WWII. Left the park feeling Britain had done a whole lot better out of the deal than Victoria!

As ever with 'lost' days, we ended up walking bloody miles. We tried to use the shuttle bus to ge us close to the aforementioned Belgian beer bar. Unfortunately the nearest stop was miles away from the bar but in true traveller (stubborn) mode we decided to push on. Finally got there to find a large chunk of Melbourne's well off twenty somethings seated at long tables drinking pricey beer and listening to high volume dance music in blazing sunshine. After waiting long enough for Helen to sample bubble gum beer (actually flavoured pear cider) we ran away. Decided to take a tram back to the city but couldn't work out how to pay so got off again. One of us was all for braving it out and risking jail; the other one won.

Yet another fab meal on Gertrude Street at the Birdman Eating place. Highly recommend this. Can't do this too often though or we wil not have enough money for the rest of the trip. On first glance, Australia seems very expensive. Could be something to do with the very strong pound.


Other than a few street people, we were struggling to see or find out much todo with Aboriginal culture so we headed for the the Kaori Museum which is a museum devoted to the indigenous people who used to live in SE Australia. It was good to get a picture of the history of this area prior to Eurpoean settlement and good old Cook. Fascinating place and well worth a visit.

Blew the budget with yet another great meal on Gertrude St. Place called Landra this time. The most amazing char grilled figs wrapped in Parma ham with goats cheese curd followed by smoked eel risotto for me and a fabulous tagliatelle for Helen. Yet another great find.

Anyone spending time in Melbourne should definitely stay in the Fitzroy area and eat/drink on Gertrude, Brunswick and Smith Streets. Also highly recommend the Brooklyn Arts Hotel; maybe not everyone's cup of tea but we loved it.
Up at 5:15 to get a tram to Southern Cross station and the bus to the airport for our flight to Cairns which was longer than our flight to Australia from New Zealand. This was our first concrete illustration of how bloody big this country is. Everything perfect until we went to pick the hire car up at Cairns airport. Tony would have put money on the fact that he had booked the car but it turned out he had not. The whole Cairns to Sydney journey was built around the fact that he had found a really cheap car hire. Turned out to be a very expensive cock-up as the car we ended up hiring cost twice as much as the original one he had 'hired'. Helen nearly in tears seeing us having to cut short our trip and go home early as we would have run out of money. Nearly had our first fall out but in true Brit fashion we took deep breaths and moved on. Left Cairns airport feeling sick and glum. The unbelievable heat and humidity didn't help. Neither of us had experienced anything like it. Tony looked like he was entering a wet tee shirt competition after about 10 minutes.

Arrived early in Gordonvale, 20 mins south of Carins and the town where we had arranged our first HelpX, so went for look around town. Noticed a lot more indigenous people around than we had seen elsewhere. One old guy sitting on the grass was picture with a bush of grey hair and a long, long beard. Only place we could find for food and coffee was the florist! Once we had got over the surprise of finding food and flowers in the same place and she had sorted her latest floral order, we ended up with very tasty quiches and salad and not too bad coffee. Strange place Gordonvale ...

After initial difficulties, we found our HelpX home for the week. We are staying at the home of a woman called Seva for the week helping with the garden and odd jobs in return for beds and food. What a great place: single storey house with deck and verandah extension complete with pool in the garden. And what a garden! House unlocked when we arrived with a note from Seva saying make yourselves at home and try the pool! A good place this. Living proof of the fact we are in the tropics, there are banana, avocado and mandarin trees plus all sorts of exotic plants. Further testimony to the tropics was the temperature: 35+ and 70% humidity. Thought we were going to die! Neither of us have never sweated so much anywhere and that was just sitting down! God only knows what it will be like working in this heat. Evening meal of slow-cooked silverside of beef which turned out to be like corned beef: delicious!

Had a great evening sitting chatting with Seva after dinner. We have really landed on our feet here. She is same age as Tony and an art teacher at a secondary school in Inisfail, nearly an hour away further south. The house really reflects her nature; full of Buddhas, eastern art and her own paintings. We are going to have a good week here. She is warm, open and lots of fun.

Found out what it is like working in this heat/humidity. Phew! Sweat, sweat and more sweat. Same temperatures as Melbourne but totally energy sapping. Luckily, there is the pool so it's been work an hour then plunge for ten minutes. Apart from re-potting two trees, it hasn't been the gardening we expected. We have been given a list of basic DIY jobs to work through which includes waxing a low table, varnishing woodwork outside, painting some wooden steps and building a small arbour to support a grave vine. Did our four hours in the morning then stayed around the house in the afternoon. First day and evening of our plan to eat healthy and not drink: so far so good. Weather forecast has been talking about the band of low pressure sitting off the east coast which could mean a cyclone ... hmmmm, didn't plan for that.

When she got home from work, Seva took us for a swim in the local creek. We put absolute faith in her understanding of the habits of crocodiles and plunged into a very cool small river for a much needed swim. Evening dip in the pool in the dark ... loverly.

No cyclone yet but we did get a taste of how it can rain in northern Queensland. Luckily, most of it seems to fall during the night.

More of the same today, working through the jobs list. Apart from the sweating, it's actually quite good fun. Drove into Cairns for a look around but, after an hour, the heat drove us away. Cairns is a nice place which looks as though it could be worth exploring more - in the winter!

Helen really struggling today - no energy and headaches. Liberal helping of rehydration fluid seemed to be the answer. It's that hot ...

Next day, knocked more jobs off the list although a slightly shorter day as we decided to follow up some of Seva's suggestions for places to visit. Headed first for The Boulders, not really knowing what to expect. Longer drive than anticipated - everything in this bloody country is further than we think! Stopped off for a coffee in smallish town called Babinda. Not the best place for coffee but much amusement brought about by a poster in the cafe window warning about Dengue Fever - one more nail in Australia's coffin according to Helen.

The Boulders turned out to be an amazing gorge cut by the river, so deep you couldn't actually see the water once it started to drop. The walk to the viewing points was a mixture of awe and anxiety (will there be crocodiles? ...are those the leaves that sting? ... what about spiders? etc, etc). Some amazing butterflies particularly an iridescent blue and black one called Ulysses Butterfly. All thoughts of nasties disappeared once we saw the full length of the gorge. Walking back, we decided on a swim in the river which cooled us down beautifully. Interesting conversation with a young Ozzie woman who seemed fixated with gory stories once we had explained our travel plans. Started with disappearing backpackers in Cambodia then moved on to macabre incidents on her own doorstep. We quickly said our goodbyes before she could go any further.

We had planned to go on to a swamp area to look for crocs but, just as we left The Boulders, it started to rain; by the time we got down to the main highway, it was torrential so we decided to head back to Seva's to finish off some jobs. Highlight of the evening was the eagerly awaited beer that Helen brought back for Tony. Up to that point, we had had no alcohol for six days and that didn't change as Helen brought low alcohol beer. Talk about anti-climax! Actually, the guy who sold it should take the blame as he told Helen it was the only beer they had, failing to point out the absence of alcohol.

Having worked a fullish day yesterday, we set off north to go to Port Douglas. Having read that the drive was a beautiful combination of hills and coast we were disappointed for quite a while out of Cairns as neither were very evident. Eventually, however, the gap ahead started to narrow and we got the promised views out over the Ocean. Pretty impressive.

Port Douglas is a sweet place, not too big (but just as bloody hot!). Because of the heat, we didn't stay long before heading off inland to have a look at the Daintree Forest. Very nice, very bush,very hot! Headed back south towards Cairns defeated by the humidity. Passing fab beaches on the way back prompted the first rant from Helen on the severity of Aussie wildlife: "What's the point of wonderful beaches when, on the way to the sea for a swim, you run the risk of being attacked by crocodiles or bitten by snakes and then, when you get into the water, any one of half a dozen lethal jellyfish are waiting to spoil your day ... to say nothing of bloody sharks! ". Not a happy bunny.

Got back in one piece and earned some more time off with a few hours work on the tables.

As it was the weekend, Seva joined us today for a day out and a trip inland to the Atherton Tablelands. These are the hills behind the coast. Well worth a visit particularly as the air is cooler and less humid. Bliss! Drove round to a running commentary from our host; stopped to buy the biggest (and cheapest) mangoes from a roadside stall; and met a South African friend of Seva's who had not only hung onto that horrible 'Yaaaahh' for yes, but had emphasised it to the point of being comic. Also stopped to look at a couple of amazing fig trees. These were nothing like the ones we are used to; they are huge and have huge root systems that come down from high branches. Absolutely amazing. What we found out the following day was that whilst we had been driving across the Tablelands, we were chased by a mini cyclone. Luckily it never caught up with us.

Sunday was the big social day: we were due to meet Seva's domino playing salsa friends for an afternoon of fun, food and dominoes. Seva and Helen spent the morning cooking which included an orange drizzle cake and kangaroo mince shepherds pie along with some experimental chocolate cakes.. nothing if not eclectic! When the friends hadn't arrived at the expected time of 1pm, Seva thought nothing of it; by 1:15, Seva began to wonder where there were; by 1:30, she began to think that something was amiss. At 1:45, she decided to ring to see where they were. Peels of laughter told us that they weren't coming to Seva's, we should have been going there! Hurriedly packing food into the car, we headed off to find the domino players. Had a thoroughly enjoyable, if slightly surreal, afternoon.

Sad day as we were leaving Seva's. We hadn't known what to really expect from the HelpX experience but we had a brilliant time with her and found a friend down under.

Stop for the night was Airlie Beach which a lot of people rave about but, to be honest, was an example of the many places to be avoided in Oz. Basically a party town, Airlie was full of young gap year type travellers and we couldn't wait to get out of there. Went for a meal and began the sequence of 'they've forgotten about us' meals. After waiting nearly forty minutes Tony went to the bar to ask about our meals and the combined look from the young guy who had served us and the chef told him all we needed to know. The free drinks persuaded us to stay and pretty decent meals arrived in record time. All in all, wouldn't hurry back to Airlie Beach.

When checking in to our accommodation, Helen spotted a cut price boat trip out to the Barrier Reef on a sailing catamaran so we went for it. When we were loading on to the boat the woman who was crewing asked if anyone had a diving qualification. As much out of jest as anything Tony said he had but it was many years ago that he qualified. Shouldn't have said anything because she then came round and ... well, to cut a long story short, he signed up to do the dive. There was Tony and one other guy with experience so she said she would take them separately from the beginners and they would be doing a dive that is ranked as the third best in the world. Imagine the disappointment when we got to the dive site to find that the sea was too rough to land people on the beach and we had to settle for a few hours on a large sand bar and a shallow dive just off the beach. As we were getting out of the inflatable to paddle ashore, Helen unfortunately dropped the camera into the sea which, surprise surprise buggered it. Tony thoroughly enjoyed the dive although it wasn't that deep. He seemed to remember most of what he needed to not to make a fool of himself and found that he still really enjoyed it. Also discovered that coral is bloody hard when you catch your hands on it but, other than that, he saw very little as the lumpy sea and winds meant the visibility was not too good. After getting rid of the diving gear we snorkelled for a while and, with the sea settling, saw much more including a beautiful multi-yellow parrot fish, a biggish ray and, joy of joys, a turtle. Almost missed it as it was sitting on the bottom in about five metres of water. Tony managed to get down to it though and it just sat there and let him stroke its shell without any fuss. Such an amazing privilege.

Continued on south the next day, heading today for the town of Rockhampton - or Rockie as Australians call it. Sounds kind of quaint but actually it's not. Stopped at an information site for directions to the youth hostel and, after showing us where it was, the rather creepy man behind the counter asked us what we were doing that evening. Slightly unsure of where this could lead us, we told him we had nothing planned. "There's two for one meals at the Great Western Hotel" he said, "and it's practice bull riding night in the arena at the back of the hotel.". Well, what else is there to do on a Wednesday night in Rockie? We found the hotel which turned out to be like a wild west saloon and settled in with our bargain meal meat mountains to await the bulls. First up was a six year old on a small calf. As the gate opened, he 'burst' into the arena with one of the helpers holding him on and another hanging onto the tail of the calf. For a while, that set the tone of our evening and we sat there giggling not so quietly to ourselves. That is until it got to the more senior riders and the bulls got considerably bigger. When one of the bulls that had thrown its rider careered into the fencing and the whole ring shook, you realised that this had got a whole lot more serious. We had a ball and discovered yet another sub-culture that has to be experienced to be believed. The whole night was rounded off by me being pulled in for a random breath test on the way home. Fortunately pretty confident having only had one schooner of beer and we were quickly on our way back to the hostel.

Verdict on Rockhampton? Don't go there unless you have to or you fancy an entertaining night at the bull riding!

After another long drive down the Bruce Highway, we arrived at our next HelpX place to find no-one obviously at home. Turned out that Nick was kipping and Helen woke him up with a phone call - not a good start ... House is situated a few kilometres out of Pomona and, despite the nearest neighbours being pretty close, it feels pretty isolated and out in the bush. Isolation reinforced by the helper accommodation which turned out to be a 1950s caravan situated down a long track with no toilet and very lumpy beds. Hmmmm ... However, if the evening meal anything to go by, it's going to be an ok if slightly scary week. Not only was the environment scary, but the family dynamics were somewhat intimidating. The family at the house consisted of Rita and her 33 year old autistic son and her, relatively new partner, Nick, a 65 year old antique dealer originally from Melbourne; a man used to being on his own and certainly not a man used to compromise.

First full day as Helpers. Main job turned out to be decorating the big room under the house. Apparently used to be where Cedric lived but now that he has his own place down the track, Rita wants to turn it into a room that can be rented out. In her eyes, a day's work: wrong! First job was cleaning the room from top to bottom which Helen and Rita tackled while Tony went to help Cedric concrete in some poles for the shed he is building. First insight into the Cedric-Nick dynamic: Nick showed very little tolerance and Cedric seemed to do everything wrong. Very glad when that little job was done and we could leave poor old Cedric to labour on on his own. Next job for Tony was clearing weeds from a patch of land to the side of the house. Had to put on long trousers and shoes and don long leather gloves to protect against the stinging Velcro Vine and the possibility of Huntsman spiders; damn bush! By eleven o'clock it was unbearably hot so turned attentions to the inside decorating job. Phew, cool at last.

Helen had made a valiant effort of scrubbing the filthy walls. There was a still stained square patch in one corner. When Tony returned from his stint of gardening, he was quietly asked to remove the dinner plate sized Huntsman Spider that was lurking there. He hesitated and Rita deftly knocked it off with a brush and swept it out of the room. Shit. That means it could come back!

Two walls had been been painted a vibrant blue colour and they took forever to paint over plus there was the horrible job of getting paint into all of the mortar joints between the blocks. A long day.

Went for a short 'this is where we live' drive with Nick and Rita and ended up in a brilliant pub in Boreen Point for a relatively short Friday night session. Great pub. Apparently, it was moved to its current location from elsewhere - they cut it into three, stuck it on the back of a lorry, brought it to Boreen Point and stuck it back together.

Walking down to the track from the house to the caravan by the single light of a head torch is proving to be challenging. On tonight's walk, Helen spotted a huge spider's web stretching across the path just in time to stop Tony walking into it. The spider in the middle of the web wasn't that big but around here, you never know ... While Tony was playing the light backwards and forwards trying to find a way past the web, Helen shrieked "What's that?" and pointed to a large dark shape scurrying too and fro across the path behind the web. Took a few heart stopping moments to realise it was the much enlarged shadow of the spider in the web as the torch light played across it! Giggling and feeling rather foolish, we made it back to the van in one piece.

Saturday was our first day off so we opted for coastal places and beaches (good move as this is Sunshine Beach area). First stop Noosa Heads which turned out to have an excellent pie shop. Had a chunky beef pie which was delicious. Went on to the National Park which is situated on a headland just outside of town. First thing we saw was a bloody big monitor lizard just ambling across the path minding its own business. Wouldn't like to argue with those claws and tail! Went for a shortish walk on the coastal path; gorgeous coastline and small beaches; first sight of real Australian surf. Next stop Peregion a bit further down the coast. Went to recommended patisserie and had excellent coffee and pastries: yummy. Spent a great hour or so on the beach alternately soaking up the sun and playing in the surf. Although the sea was really warm, there was no chance of a swim; just diving into breaking waves and being washed backwards at alarming rates. Such good fun despite Helen having to continually hold onto her bikini bottoms which threatened to disappear in each wave. Finally headed a bit further north to Sunshine Beach where we repeated the sun/surf fun and games. This area seems to be a strangely contrasting mixture of brilliant beaches which are the haunts of the local surfers and newly built hotels and shops which are the haunt of the wealthy. Hmmmm ... jury out but likely to return a verdict of not for us.

Intending to call into the Boreen Point pub for a drink on the way home, we turned off the main road hoping for a short cut. The short cut plan failed but we finally got to see kangaroos. There were five grey kangaroos on what seemed to be someone's front lawn. Great to finally see them after hours of strained necks while driving. Finally found the pub and had the planned drink. All in all, a great day out.

Tonight was pretty damp and the walk down to the van was 'exciting' to say the least. Tony went down on his own at one point and was intrigued to see lots of what appeared to be small jewel-like reflections being picked up in the head torch light. On closer inspection, these turned out to be spider eyes. Amazing! When we both headed down later, there were any number of frogs and toads boinging all over the place and we almost walked into a snake slithering across the path just before the caravan. Needless to say, we were both nervous wrecks by the time we got inside the van!

Having worked all day yesterday, we took another day off and headed inland this time to look at what they call the Hinterland. Nick and Rita had suggested we follow a circular tourist drive whIch took in the best spots. It was good to be seeing a different sort of Australia from the coast we had become used to but it all seemed a bit ordinary at first. Stopped at Kondalilla Falls for a sweaty 2km stroll through bush to see the Falls in the distance; nice but not wow ... On to Montville which seemed to consist solely of places to spend money; a pure tourist trap, the place was, again, nice but certainly not wow. The rest of the drive was more of the same although the countryside and the views did become more interesting. As we drove along the road heading towards Kenilworth, Helen spotted a sign for The Bellbird Creek Cafe and, as we got closer, we became more certain that it was the bikers' cafe we had contacted with the hope of a HelpX placement (he couldn't accommodate us for the week we wanted as his daughter was staying). Sure enough, this was the place - talk about a small world! Spent some time chatting with the owner who remembered our emails; he said he would love to have us next time ...

The next day we continued our 'work a full day, next day off' policy and grafted all day to finish the downstairs room. Highlight of a long day was Nick's lunch creation. The name escapes me but basically they were fried spicy sausage shaped rissoles: mmm mmmm! Finally finished the floor at around 7pm, covered in paint and knackered. Poor old Helen had blisters from rolling the floor and had to leave before the end because she was feeling sick from the noxious smell of the paint. What a day. Sat outside for dinner and were entertained by possums sitting in the tree next to the table. Strange feeling being stared at by a possum ...

Last full day here and a day off. On the recommendation of Cedric, we went to Eumundi for the market. What a great find! Amazingly varied stalls selling quality goods. Also found the latest best coffee in Australia ... seriously; it would have been a 9.5 on the NZ coffee rating scale. Helen topped up her wardrobe with some lovely clothes and we had a decent tapas style lunch. Low spot of the day was returning to our car to find a parking ticket to the tune of $100! Seems we had parked in a 2 hr zone without realising it. That will teach us to be more vigilant.

Time to move on. Up early to say goodbye to Rita before she bolted off to work. She really is a whirlwind of energy just dashing here there and everywhere all in the space of a few seconds. Sat around with Nick for a while looking at photos of his antique business. Finally said goodbye (good riddance?) to the caravan and set off for Rainbow Beach. It's been an interesting week with Nick and Rita; not easy like Seva's and certainly not the 'at home' feel we had there but interesting all the same.

Called in at the gold mining museum at Gympie (what a great name!) which turned out to be a bit of a gem ... Long road leading to Rainbow Beach that seemed to go on forever and then finally arrived at Debbie's Place, our home for the night. What a find! Possibly the best accommodation we have had so far; clean, spacious and everything you could hope for. Debbie turned out to be this rough at the edges, larger than life woman who kind of typifies Aussie women: blunt, funny, raucous ...

On the way to Rainbow Beach, Helen got in touch with Ruth's brother Tim who lives with new wife and two kids in Tin Pan Bay, twenty minutes away. Between Helen and Tim's wife Kerry-Leigh, arrangements were made to meet up for food and drinks in the pub in Rainbow Beach. So glad Helen fixed this up as we had a great evening. Odd to have that sort of an evening so far away from home with, to Tony, perfect strangers but thoroughly enjoyed the evening. For Helen, it was strange to meet up with Tim who she knew as a 16-20 year old from visits to Ruth's home while we at university.

Early start today as we were aiming to get to Tin Can Bay to see the feeding of the dolphins. Should have stayed in bed actually as the whole thing was a bit of a disappointment. The coffee was crap, the breakfast greasy, there was too much vinegar in the baked beans (why put vinegar in beans - beyond us?) and there were only two dolphins and not a lot to see. Headed off to Mooloolaba to meet up with Beryl who has agreed to put us up for a couple of nights. She is Ruth's Mom's cousin and has been in Australia for a long time. Stopped in Mooloolaba itself for a coffee as we were early and got the soaking of our lives as we stepped from the car. The rain came out of nowhere and people were running from the beaches and dripping in doorways; quite amusing really.

Arrived at Beryl's to find her living in a large ground floor apartment in a block with views of the sea on both sides. A lovely spot. Put in some serious R & R round the pool recovering from the rigours and emotional trauma of a week in the bush. Great evening sitting outside chatting with Beryl and sipping good red wine.

Bit of a lazy start to the next day, then a walk around the headland, through the little park and down to a coffee shop for first coffee of the day. Apart from a couple of people, we were the only ones strolling; everyone else was power walking or running. Exhausting - glad to sit down in and up the caffeine levels!

Lunch in the Yacht Club and then a whistlestop tour of the very expensive houses built around the man made channels and islands which come off the river. Talk about how the other half live! Multi-million dollar houses with big gates and designer grass. Yuk!

Another lazy afternoon round the pool then steak and salad dinner sat looking over the sea. Bliss. We were a bit worried about turning up on the doorstep of someone we had never met before and then staying for two nights. All fears completely unfounded. Beryl has proved to be the most generous of hosts and we have had a fabulously relaxing time here. She is also a most inspiring woman. At 76 she is a committed intrepid and independent traveller. Helen intends to have her as a role model for her later life.

Time to move on so left for Byron Bay. After much debate, we finally decided to give Byron Bay a go. It is one of those places that everyone talks about and we have had some disappointments at other places that everyone talks about ...

Seemed a long drive today; maybe being on motorways for a lot of the time didn't help plus it was really warm despite air con in the car. Distinct grumpiness in the air by the time we arrived! Hostel for the night pretty basic (and full of young people) but it did have a good cafe right next door where we cheered ourselves up with good food and it was right over the road from the beach which, like all the other Aussie beaches we have been on, was long, had perfect soft sand and great surf for being stupid in!

Went into Byron itself for the evening and discovered an interesting mix of ageing hippies and young, beautiful twenty somethings. Saw some of the best dressed backpackers so far. Really good food although the 'do you think they have forgotten us' bug struck yet again. Still, we did get a free starter by way of compensation.

Overall feelings on Byron Bay? Glad we've seen it but wouldn't rush back. Less of a built up tourist mecca than other places we have been to but still wouldn't rush back.

Rather than rush back up to Brisbane, decided to detour inland and, once again, the hinterland proved more attractive than the coast. Best place on the route was called Bungalow where we stopped for breakfast and a discussion with the local hairdresser. Breakfast a success but the stylist hadn't turned up so we moved on. Got the feeling that there is plenty of comfortably off people around here; one estate agent was selling a plot of land - no buildings, just land - for $1.6 million. We left.

Guide books talked about Nimbin as trying so hard to be alternative that it was practically main stream. Seemed to be full of candle workshops, herbal stores and tie-die. We left.

Headed to the coast and Tweed Heads, principally to pay homage to dear old Jimmy Cook at a monument there. Turned out to be the biggest monument we'd ever see; towering columns with lights on the top and the border between Queensland and New South Wales running through the middle. One side of the line it was 11am and the other it was 10 am. Bizarre. We left.

Not being able to put it off any longer, we hit the Sunshine Motorway and cruised into Brisbane. Once again, the curse of the motorway took over and grumpiness set in. Despite this, Helen put in what can only be described as a truly inspirational piece of navigating. Relying solely on a random collection of tourist brochures and a couple of pages from the Lonely Planet guide, she negotiated our way from motorways, along freeways, through tunnels and across bridges to find our accommodation. Brilliant. And she still found time to take photographs!

Staying in New Farm area of Brisbane at a hostel called Bowen Terrace Accommodation. It's excellent; not too far out from the centre with great facilities. A far cry from the one at Byron Bay! New Farm is also home of the Taj Mahal restaurant which brands itself as 'Catering to the Indian Cricket Team'. Had to go there didn't we ...


Main task today is 'the haircut'. Helen found a hairdresser which she thought just might be the one where she could get the full-on short hair job. Tony decided he couldn't watch so sat outside a nearby coffee bar to wait. His jaw didn't exactly drop as Helen walked from the hairdressers but it was pretty close! The cut was fantastic; short with some of the dark colour still kept at the ends. Helen looked amazing, a real transformation.

Walked down to the river and caught the City Cat ferry into the city. If you are staying anywhere near the river in Brisbane, this is the way to travel. Fast, efficient and pretty cheap. Brisbane operates a card system which can be topped up and used on all forms of transport. Well worth buying even for a couple of days. Went to Gallery of Modern Art. Never sure about modern art galleries but this was good. Spoiled only by the zillions of school kids of all ages and sizes just generally making a noise. They have some bizarre uniforms at Brisbane schools including short grey pants and long socks which look stupid on 15 year old hunky young men and grey suits and ties which look stupid on 7 year olds and silly tartan frocks and boaters which just look stupid.

Headed off to the West End area for something to eat and found some good, reasonably cheap places. Three Monkeys Cafe worth a visit for coffee and cakes (we declined of course). Great atmosphere and good coffee. By the time we left there, the skies were darkening and it looked as though the predicted storm was arriving so we headed back home. Luckily not a lot of rain although we heard on the news that places we had been through on the way down here were seriously hit with 100 kph winds and 40+mm rain. It's a hard land this Oz!

Morning found us having possibly the best coffee in Australia just around the corner from our hotel in a small, very French patisserie. Resisting sweet things here was very hard! Bus into the city this time and time spent wondering around. Visited the Brisbane Museum which took about ten minutes; low key to say the least! Went to find Roma Street train station in preparation for tomorrow morning. Not Brisbane's finest ... Continued Helen's salad obsession for lunch although Tony refrained and had healthy veg wrap. The young woman serving was possibly the happiest, over the top, giddy person in Queensland if not the whole of Australia. Not only was she fun, she created the most amazing coffees. Helen's flat white came not with the regulation fern or heart design but with a complete face, hair an' all. Just amazing! All done with dexterity and a tooth pick.

Rest of the day spent buying food, packing and unpacking and packing again and wandering up to the local bar which serves - at long last - a halfway decent Aussie beer. It's called John Squire and both the Amber and Pale Ales are quite good (in a too cold rather gassy Antipodean sort of way). Taxi booked for 5:15 in the morning to get us to the station for our 14 hr train ride. Yet another example of just how big this bloody country is.

Longest bloody day of our lives - ever!! Alarm went off at 4:30am and taxi arrived at 5am. So far so good. Got to station too early (of course, guess who organised the taxi) but it did give us time for coffee and breakfast. Got to platform to check in bags only to be told Tony's was overweight. Took out Helen's toilet bag and weighed it in again; ok, underweight. Still running to plan. Platform announcement that train was running 40 minutes late; oh dear. And so began the aforementioned longest day, etc. The only good thing about the day was that we saw some amazing views and lots and lots of kangaroos.

Arrived in Sydney, tired and less than thrilled. Spirits slightly uplifted by directions to our Kings Cross train from the most helpful policeman. Arrived in Kings Cross (which apparently bears remarkable similarities to our very own Kings Cross) and found hostel. Fell into bed swearing never to take the train again ...

Hostel pretty good. As usual, we were the oldest people there by far but no noise problems so far. Plan for the day: bus into the centre and be tourists. First stop Central Keys where all the main sights ie Bridge and Opera House, are in full view. Have to say, it was pretty amazing seeing those iconic sights first hand. Wondered round Opera House for a bit then caught ferry to Manly for the beach which turned out to be a good one - crowded but none the less a good beach. Just a we were leaving, the lifeguards announced the arrival of Bluebottle stingers blown in with the wind. Definitely time to go! (Looked up Bluebottles on good old Google later on and it turns out it's the quaint - and typically understated - Aussie name for the Portuguese Man o' War!) Manly will forever be the place where Helen lost her Sushi virginity.

Back to the hostel and then out for our celebratory last Australian meal. Went to a little local French restaurant called Mere Charlotte which was only big enough to seat 16 people. Run by a French couple, it's been operating from the same little venue for more than 20 years. A good meal, some good wine and a fitting end to our Australia experience. Neither of us were that bothered about coming to Oz but we both said we were glad we had (albeit it through clenched teeth for one of us ...). It's been a mixed experience with highs, lows, disappointments, frustrations and fun; we've met some great people and seen fantastic sights. For a more literary view of the Australian experience, read Bill Bryson's Down Under. He starts off with the observation that the ten most deadly creatures in the world live here and goes on to conclude that, despite the many things to put you off the place, it's a country to fall in love with.

Day of departure and, as always, the potential for a flat, wasted day because we weren't travelling until the evening. Not this time though! We found details of a free walking tour on a give-away map and joined a group led by the most charismatic and extrovert young Aussie woman. Three and a half hours later, we had seen and learned far more than we would have done by ourselves plus had the experience of eating a £6 piece of cake! Ever more evidence of what an expensive place this is. Despite the cost of the cake, we both said that we should have allowed an extra day for Sydney. It's a great place!

Only blot on the otherwise unblemished horizon was the discovery that Tony had left his expensive walking shoes in the hostel. We left the hostel in a hurry to make sure we got the shuttle bus in time and Tony grabbed bags and ran, never even thinking about the shoes which he had left out to change into for the journey. If Helen hadn't pointed out that he hadn't changed from flip flops whilst we were about to board the plane, you just wonder how long it would have been before he realised. What a prat!

Sunday 5 February 2012

New Zealand -North Island ...

Met at ferry terminal by Joe and then 'home' to meet up with Rhiannon who was working until late. It was strange but lovely to see them after all this time. They were enjoying playing house after their year of being nomads but having to work has rather dictated their lives since arriving in Wellington.

Woke up to a Christmas Day of blazing sunshine which was just too odd for words! Not complaining, just struggling to take it in. Highlights of the least traditional Day ever were: walking on the beach in shorts, Joe and Tony swimming in the sea (god it was cold), Rhi and Helen drinking tea from a flask sat on the beach and a barbecue. Introduced Joe and Rhiannon to Crib. A truly memorable day!

Went for a run first thing (Helen did the running, Tony did the driving). Found Days Bay, a recommendation from Ms McRae. Went into Pavillion Cafe for coffee and decided we had to return following day to sample the breakfast menu.

Scotty arrived. He's a friend of Joe and Rhiannon from Kiveton. Nice guy.

Another run first thing. Tony actually ran a bit this time but not very far. Helen now up to nearly 5k. Joe at work so Tony went into town with Scotty while the others went to collect Beth and Audrey from the airport. Enjoyed his company. He has just started as a QS in Christchurch working for an insurance company involved in the re-building of the city. Initially a two year contract, after a few more significant earthquakes, it's already looking more like five years. So good to see Beth. Audrey besides herself seeing Rhiannon again. Celebrated their arrival with full-on Christmas dinner complete with the most industrial pigs in blankets ever seen on a plate and perfect Yorkshires (courtesy of Scotty).

En mass breakfast jaunt to the Pavilion Cafe in Days Bay. While everyone else demonstrated restraint in their choice of brunch, Tony went for the French Toast option. Will long remember the look on Scotty's face, as a mountain of French Toast, bacon, banana, cream, strawberries and maple syrup landed before me. Went home feeling rather sick ...

Visit to Te Papa in the morning. It is the museum of New Zealand and the most fantastic place. It's huge and one short visit does it no justice. We were there for three hours at least and only did part of one floor and there are five in total. We will be going back.

Cinema in the evening to see 'The First Grader', a brilliant film based on a true story of an old guy who had fought with the Mau Mau in Kenya and was trying to get into primary school so that he could learn to read. Highly recommended but another film where you felt rather embarrassed to be British. The whole experience was enhanced by the beautiful Art Deco cinema that served great coffee and wine. Needless to say we availed ourselves of the merchandise and sat back in gloriously comfy sofa like seats and sipped our wine throughout the showing.

The next day, the rain they have been forecasting for the past two days finally arrived - with a vengeance! Poured down all day. Went to Settlers Museum in Petone round the coast towards Days Bay. Brilliant small museum: one side of the museum telling the story of the first British settlers to arrive in NZ; the other focusing on the industrial development of Wellington. Seems the area was once home to Lever, Colgate, General Motors and Fords. Fantastic little films complete with stirring music and that BBC voice presenters all used to have. The settlers side really brought home how quickly the Maori were stripped of land, possessions and dignity. Interesting hearing a young person's perspective compared to how we saw it. Scotty thought it was ok because the Maori had made the choice to sell the land despite the fact that they had clearly been conned into thinking the deals were going to maintain their right to their ancestral land. Food for thought ...

Spent a happy two hours in the afternoon trying to find a landfill site to dump the three million bottles we had accumulated over Christmas. Got lost in the intricate road networks that snake across the hillsides above Wellington. Managed to find landfill site eventually and then was much amused by Helen straining to reach the high level holes in the bottle bank while stale beer ran down her arms. Took her a while to work out that she could turn the bottles round!

Quietest New Years Eve ever. Still raining heavy. Saw on news that Nelson had suffered again with roads closed by yet more land slips. Helen and Audrey braved the rain just to get out of the house and Tonyy stayed in to help Beth with a PhD application. Spent the evening watching Cranford with Audrey and Helen. Only put it on for Audrey and she snored all the way though! Tony saw the New Year in on his own watching The Bourne Ultimatum (oh dear) and sipping Pinot Gris.

It stopped raining! Tony and I took ourselves off for a mini-break featuring Wanganui and New Plymouth. There is only so much Downton Abbey and Cranford one can take! Stopped on the way to see a beach just off the main road. The most unbelievable sight met us as we walked down the track. It looked like the track was soft mud but it was in fact black sand. Track opened out to a lagoon backed by black sand dunes and then a huge long beach littered with driftwood. Paddled through the shallow lagoon and onto the beach. Just unbelievable. Dunes there are part of the longest sand dune system in NZ at 130km and, apparently, the coastline there is growing at a staggering rate of 4m per year. A wreck that was on the beach in the 70s is now buried under the third row of dunes back from the sea! Picnic just off the beach and then on to Wanganui. River in Wanganui, which is New Zealand's longest navigable river, very high from all the rain; quite alarming seeing huge trees zipping by at worrying speed. Luckily, given the amount of rain which fell, our rooms were on the first floor! Helen spent the whole night popping out to look over the balcony of our hostel to see if the river had burst it's banks and we needed to make a run for it.

Day two and off north again towards Taranaki and New Plymouth. A good journey with yet more stunning beaches chock full off dead trees. Stopped off at a place called Patea using the tried and tested Helen method of 'let's see what's down there'. Turned out to be a really worthwhile detour. Went down to sea and found an amazing stone and concrete breakwater stretching a couple of hundred metres out to sea. The breakwater protects the river entrance from a time when the town was an important port, once the largest exporter of cheese in the world. Tony walked to the end of the breakwater and found himself surrounded by huge breaking waves and angry mixed up surf; felt very isolated and intimated. Scurried back to company of Helen and solid land. Just leaving the town, there was another unexpected shout of 'stop' from Helen which
was the prelude to another tiny museum. Again, well worth the stop.

Driving towards mountain of Taranaki feeling very frustrated because the clouds kept the volcano out of sight. A Helen squeal just as we were crossing the road for yet another coffee break announced the fact that the clouds had parted and the snow-capped peak of Taranaki was peaking through. Breathtaking is probably the best word to describe the sight. A tantalising peek that theft us hoping for better views. Spent the whole time in the cafe trying to sneak photographs of the owner to add to Helen's 'I want my hair to look like that when it's grey and cut short ' portfolio. We are going to get in trouble before too long ...

New Plymouth a good looking city. Didn't spend too much time in the city though as we headed off around the coast on a fab walk. All the way we had the sea close by and we were royally entertained by kite surfers who came screaming in towards the beach almost lying on the waves and then whipped round to head back out again leaping high off waves as they went. Walk culminated at a little stall selling fresh fruit ice cream. "I don't want one" said Helen and then proceeded to slurp the one Tony had bought. Best ice cream ever according to her.

Hostel for the night was called The Missing Leg, something to do with the previous owner's cat having three legs or, as the rather intimidating Dutch hostel owner told us, the missing leg refers to this part of the world which most tourists miss of their itinerary. Hostel a strange place with collections of odd things everywhere including bikes making up the outside fence and shoes with plants in in the garden.

Just for a change it rained again the next day. Will we see the sun again? Homeward bound again back to Wellington. Stopped off in a brilliant but strange museum on the way home. Helen picked it out of the Rough Guide and really glad she did. Full of dioramas depicting life through the ages plus life-sized models and heaps of the sort of junk found in the back of a barn.

Highlight of the next day was afternoon tea arranged by R & B. They found a cinema in Miramar that did a full scale afternoon tea complete with gin tea ... ? Again, it was in a glamorous Art Deco cinema. We put on our best frocks and did the thing with the little finger.

Next few days around Wellington blur into one. Beth went to C'church for a few days to see friends and catch up. Highspots for us were
* a visit to The Chocolate Fish cafe for yet another brunch. Helen went for the black pudding and scallop combination - looked delicious.
* Te Papa museum - national museum of NZ and a lesson to all in what museums should be; so much to see you need days to go round; really moving section on refugees - harrowing stories from around the world with so many examples of the inhumanity inflicted on innocent people
* visit to a Maori settlement somewhere near Lower Hutt; Helen had found mention of a Maori museum or house but when we tried to find it, everything was closed; taking advice from a local, we called in at a small gallery and then had the most amazing private showing/instruction session from a Maori woman who ran the gallery; her mother is an expert weaver and father a master carver; she told us about the history of her family and tribes, showed us examples of the most intricate flax weaving and then showed us first how the flax leaf is cut (only taking the. 'grandparent' outer leaves to ensure the plant is sustainable), then how the outer skin is stripped off using a green lipped muscle shell in the palm of her hand and, finally, how the fibres are rolled into a string. Amazing and an absolute highlight. The crowning moment was when she taught us how to hongi, the Maori greeting where they touch noses. Moving very slowly you bring your head close together and then gently touch noses then foreheads whilst holding each others forearms. Sounds strange but it was very emotional.
* evening crib and canasta tournaments accompanied by gin, wine and beer (we have promised ourselves a vodka crib session on the Coromandel leg of our journey) and
* repeated coffee and cake stops at which Tony constantly declared the coffee 'the best so far'.

After our few days in Wellington we set off for a day of travelling in the car to Taupo. Beth just about caught the plane from Christchurch and arrived in Wellington a wreck after a night of earthquakes and not enough sleep. Journey took getting on for six hours with stops and we all had had enough by the time we arrived. Staying in a really nice apartment just back from the Lake (which is huge). Met up with Mags and Glynn from Swansea and then, later, with their daughterCatherine and her husband Dai who have settled in New Zealand. Went to local pub and drank too much fizzy beer.

The following day we had a guided tour courtesy of Mags and Glyn. First stop Huka Falls. As ever, Tony was a bit sceptical of something described in such wondrous ways but once he'd seen the amount of water thundering though the gorge, he had to eat his words and was gob-smacked once again. It is truly amazing: this big wide river gets squeezed into a 15m wide gorge and the water just hurtles through; three massive stoppers as it drops down though the gap and then, whoosh, over the falls it goes. Some 20 tonnes of water a second does over the falls; just staggering to consider.

Next stop, more water. Went to the Arititiara dam to watch as the sluice gates were opened to release water and control the reservoir level. Before the gates were opened, there was a narrow gorge with a small river running through it; 10 minutes later it was a raging torrent and the water level had risen about five or six metres, totally transforming the scene.

Tour stage number three saw us at The Craters of the Moon site, a geothermal area with a boarded walkway running through it. Everywhere you looked, there was steam rising, some places just thin wisps from small cracks in the ground, in others massive plumes spewing from deep holes. A couple of the big holes had bubbling mud in the bottom and elsewhere, you could hear the hiss and roar of unseen activity. A fascinating place and a real reminder that, no matter what level of control humankind thinks they have over the earth, there is a time bomb ticking under our feet.

Next stop, the Bungee Cafe where we stood at the top of a cliff overlooking a massive drop to the river. We saw people plunging head first on the bungee just stopping as their heads hit the water and then bouncing and swinging until they were lowered to the collection boat to be returned to relative sanity once more. Just to the side was the launch platform for a drop and swing set up which looked a million times more scary than the bungee! Worryingly, while Tony was watching the bungee jumping, he said he heard a little voice in his head expressing small noises of interest. He needs to stay away from there ...

Rest of the day devoted to eating, strolling, soaking up the sun which suddenly took the place of the rain and generally chilling out. Taupo is definitely a good place.

Next day a wash out day, quite literally. Despite waking to sunshine early on, by half ten the day had turned into a steady downpour; aside from a couple of brief sunny spells, the only variation today was the amount of rain falling. Trip to various coffee shops and the museum which was really very good. Helen took herself off to see a film, "The Whistleblower", a true story about a woman who uncovered a trafficing racket run by UN personnel in Bosnia. She came saying it was one of the most harrowing films she had ever see, made worse by the fact that it was true and that the very people who had been sent to help a war torn country were actually the perpetrators of the most horrific crimes against vulnerable young women. Off to Cath and Dai's house tonight for an evening with the Welsh ones which helped recover Helen's spirits.

R & J had found a day walk in the area that they wanted to do and the weather finally gave us a day for it. Billed as one of NZ's finest one day walks, the Tongariro Alpine Crossing is a 19km walk across the most amazing volcanic landscape. Wasn't exactly what we would normally call alpine but the scenery was like nothing any of us have ever experienced before. It was a mixture of huge flat filled-in craters, sulphur steam, turquoise blue volcanic lakes, huge rips in the hillside where lava had exploded out and the most perfect cone shaped peaks. The scenery is so surreal it was used for Mordor in the L O T R films. Being the senior citizen of the expedition, Tony struggled to keep up with the young ones ... Joe looked as though he could have run it and a passing German called Rhiannon a goat! Beth was a bit slower but Tony reckoned she was being kind to the old man. Tony's only comment when he got back was that he ached like buggery but wouldn't have missed it for the world.

Helen, Mags and Glynne granny-sat and took Audrey on a trip on Lake Taupo on the Ernest Kemp replica steam boat. Audrey said it was her favourite day of the trip so it was worth it. We sailed around the lake to see Maori carvings on cliff walls.

All the next day was spent on the drive home.Tony felt absolutely wiped out after the previous day's walking.

Last day for Beth and Audrey was spent packing and sitting on the deck with Audrey soaking up the last sun she would see until spring back home. Tony had the slightly bizarre experience of getting his divorce affidavit witnessed by a Kiwi Chinese public notary in Wellington. As this happened on Friday 13th, couldn't help wondering if the date was auspicious ...

Saturday 14 th saw us at the airport at the crack of dawn waving goodbye to Audrey and Beth, then it was back home for the big clean.

Sunday was the start of the mini-trip to Coromandel. Long drive to first stop over at Rotorua. Lots of rain on the way. Staying two nights in good hostel next to a park full of thermal springs - slightly worrying.

Orakei Koraki next morning, a geo-thermal site which the guide book describes as being less visited than the others. The most amazing place. Difficult to capture the experience in words. On the surface, a low key couple of hours wondering along a walkway which wound its way uphill through bush. However, when you saw the thermal pools of water and mud bubbling away quite close to the path you realised just what you were walking through. We might not have seen the geysers perform but - to use an overworked Antipodean word - awesome! Hope the photos come out ok.

Final leg of journey to Coromandel. Arrived to find the 1950's bach exactly as we had pictured it and how Cath had described it, even down to the Lino on the floor. It was old, damp, tatty but cheap. Actually, it was perfect for what we wanted and anyway, cockroaches are quite cute really ...

All agreed on a low key sort of day today. All that is except Helen who spent the morning at the dentist having the first stage of root canal treatment done. Poor thing, she has been suffering on and off since the first agonising stabs in San Francisco and, despite her best efforts to not let it get her down, she has been struggling. Needless to say, she was terrified prior to going; it was horrible seeing her like that and not being able to do a damn thing to make it better. She came out with a very twisted face and a whopping bill - insult to bloody injury!

Went across the mouth of the river on the ferry and walked round to beach. In truth, Joe ran it but he's just a fit git! Rhiannon set off across country to meet up with Joe and we spent a slightly worried hour or so on the beach hoping she wasn't lost. True to form, they came sauntering out of the bush having had a lovely walk!

Continued the 'let's learn a new card game' programme with Pinochle. Either the book we are using didn't explain it well or we were feeling particularly thick. After ten minutes we gave up and went back to crib which R won; it's in her genes.

Day out exploring Coromandel Peninsula. Took 309 Road from Whitianga across to Coromandel. A good route despite road being gravel surface for the majority of its length. Gravel well compacted so not too bad to drive on - even in our 'how-much-further-will-it-get-us" Nissan.

Stopped to take a look at some ancient kauri trees. They are huge. Once all over the place but decimated by logging in 19th century, they are slowly making a comeback. Given that they grow to be anything upwards of 10m in circumference and can live to be thousands of years old, it's going to be a long slow process.

Coromandel a really nice place which surprised us all. Small and arty and not the big town we were expecting. J and R made the most of the visit with a game of pitch and putt and a slab of smoked fish. Highlight of the day was the excursion on the Driving Creek Railway. Built over 32 years by an ex-science teacher turned potter from Auckland, it's a narrow gauge railway that winds it way up the hillside above the town. The creation of a slightly barking person, we all loved it. Our driver turned out to be from Stoke on Trent ... small world. Nearly didn't get to ride the train though as we stopped at the cafe just down the road. Didn't really have time as it turned out so we changed our train time; glad we did as it would have been a shame to have rushed the most amazing salad and possibly the best coffee yet (mind you, as Rhiannon points out, I say that at every cafe we stop at!). A really quite amazing little trip: low key but beautiful at the same time. We all thought of Rob McClaren who loves his train journeys.

Journey home proved that the combination of an old Japanese car with soggy springs and winding NZ roads is not good for the back passengers. Joe looked quite green at the end of the drive!

Friday's focus was on beaches. First off, Hot Water Beach, a short drive down the coast from Whitianga. As ever, Tony approached this with his cynical head on; the thought of digging a hole in the sand to find warm water which you then sit in amongst crowds of others doing the same did not really excite him. Intrigued yes, excited no. Getting there just before the recommended two hours before low tide meant getting up at seven which came as a shock to some. Having topped up on caffeine and hired our shovel, we walked out onto a lovely beach where surfers were catching the early breaks. Contrary to our worries about crowded beaches, we found only one other hole-digging family already there. Joe and Tony set to digging a hole but they were hopeless, couldn't find even luke warm water let alone hot. Helen arrived and waved frantically to say she had found a hot spot. True to form, the blokes ignored her and created yet another cold hole ... Finally they set to digging where Helen originally suggested and within seconds we were hopping to the sea to cool off burned feet. All of us were amazed by how hot the water was coming out of the sand. Once we had managed to create a wall round the hole to stop the sea pouring in, we settled back to a fairly peaceful ten minutes or so before the crowds spilled over to our bit of the beach. A weird experience sitting in warm water with the Pacific rolling in a few feet away. By now, the crowds had moved in our direction (possible attracted by the steam coming off our pool and surrounding sand) and we were increasingly hemmed in. Our pool had two distinct ends: one with satisfyingly hot water and the other with water that could have come out of a kettle! Good fun inviting people to try the water then seeing them leap out as they registered the temperature. Cruel but fun.

Finally, the growing number of hole diggers drove us away and people quickly moved in to our luxury, ready-dug pool. Walking away, Tony had to - once again - swallow his cynicism and agree that the beach was really worth visiting. Mind you, looking back to see the crowd on the beach, we all said how glad we were that we got there early.

Headed on from Hot Water Beach to visit Cathedral Cove. No cynicism this time, Tony had seen the pictures! Didn't start too well as we couldn't get into the car park. Eventually got to the beach after a hot thirty minute stroll across the cliff top. True to the pictures, the beach and surrounding cliffs were quite stunning with the cathedral arch splitting the coves. Kayaks lined up on the beacmwanza Tony wishing we had paddled there rather than walked but then the reality of a bad back and jelly weak arms clicked in and he came sadly back to earth. Sat on the beach trying to pretend ththeir was fun being sand blasted as the wind whipped round the cliffs. Soon left.

Dropped J & R off at the ferry back across to the main town as they felt the need for " chups" (New Zealand pronunciation of chips). Went to cafe just up the road where Tony had the most fantastic salad and Helen had Kingfish. Spent the afternoon dozing on different beaches; well Tony did. Went in sea at one point; cold but really enjoyable; strange what you can get used to ...

Evening entertainment built around the much anticipated event of cards accompanied by a bottle of vodka so Rhi and Joe could relive their Vodka Train experiences. Tony thought he was coping well with the vodka shots until He tried to find five glasses so the four of us could all have some wine. Much merriment all round.

Another low key day spent making contact sitting outside the library in the sun followed by a perusal of of the library's collection of card books to settle the Canasta uncertainties. Looked at bridge but decided too complicated given the short time left. Afternoon over the road on the beach complete with chilly swim then into town for a few beers at Smitty's bar.

Long, long drive south heading back to Wellington. Nothing really exciting except for starting the day at Cafe Nina with undoubtedly the best coffee in North Island. Stayed night at BBH hostel in Turangi. Excellent hostel. The following morning we has an Interesting chat with the owner who turned out to be a district councillor (a fact which became quite obvious the more we talked ... we both recognised the signs!). Learned quite a bit about local politics and money, especially how the Maori money in that area doesn't filter down to the ones that need it. Same old same old: some people getting rich at the expense of the needy.

Not such a long drive today. Ended with a brilliant road cutting across from SH1 to Lower Hutt where Helen was meeting Kate. The view from the high point of the road was - yet again - breathtaking. Saw all the way to the S Island. Slightly bizarre seeing Kate in New Zealand when used to seeing her in Belper, Derbyshire.

Stop for the last two nights in Wellington was the Cambridge Hotel, which was actually a hostel in an old hotel. Slightly odd at first approaching the reception through the bar ... All agreed we liked the place and it's cheap!

Went to see Pauline and Nick who had so kindly given us their house for the previous 3 weeks in Wellington. It was odd returning to the house as visitors rather than residents but we had a lovely evening. Back to hostel to find J & R stuffed with beer and kebabs.

Last day in Wellington was haircut day. Helen decided against the 'chop the lot off 'approach and came away with a really good cut. Looks really nice despite the ever widening grey parting which she hates. Tony had his regulation 'short version of this please' cut. R&J went climbing at the indoor wall on the waterfront. A short lived outing as Joe was terrified of heights and Rhiannon didn't trust the gear. We saw them beating a hasty retreat and joined them for much needed alcohol (them not us). Went into town for a last night drink and meal.

Early start to see J & R off to catch their ferry to South Island. Will really miss them. It's been good having them around for the last few weeks. Bits and pieces sort of day killing time before we set off to the airport and on to Australia, our next leg of the big trip.